Saturday, October 18, 2008

It's the 60th Post! Anyway. For those viewing it now, it's the right time, because we all need a break from studies. so I guess we should all stay happy. hehe. here're some... jokes.

Q: Why did the writer add "..." before "jokes"? (2 marks) -adapted from TJC 2008 GP Prelims. heheheh


Q: Why was the math book sad?
A: Because it had too many problems.


On the heater lies a tile.
The teacher asks: "Why does is the tile warmer on the side that lies at
the far side of the heater?".
The student stammers :"Eh, maybe because of the heat conduction and so?"
Teacher: "No, because I just turned it around."


A promising PhD candidate was presenting his thesis at his final
examination. He proceeded with a derivation and ended up with
something like:
F = -MA
He was embarrassed, his supervising professor was embarrassed, and the
rest of the committee was embarrassed. The student coughed nervously
and said "I seem to have made a slight error back there somewhere."
One of the mathematicians on the committee replied dryly, "Either that
or an odd number of them!"

kk. go study go study. stop reading blogs like this!!!

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